Happy V-Day!

I call it V-Day rather than Valentine's day! I loved to celebrate this day with close friends or with family at home. And for me, any celebration means just being with those people, I love. Since last few years, there is much talk in the air about my life, with special focus on love. I am far away from being a loner or so-called Hi-Fi! Just another normal gal, who loves to be surrounded by only those people whom she feels, she can interact well, without any kinda judgements. There is much talk about one guy in my life with so many interesting stories.

Someone who made this hohalla on that name said

She loves him, he loves her

He loves her, she loves him

Pilot, Helicopter, Salim-Anarkali and blah, blah

And kept on repeating the same.

I said: Yes I Do! But what is this hohalla about So-Called Salim-Anarkali?

He said: Metaphysical, The Other!

I said: Oh really? And why are you so much mad about me? Why are you writing day and night just about me? Have nothing else to do in your life? And what the hell is this metaphysical and the other?

He said: I am the intruder! I am The Hitler! I am there not just here on internet but everywhere, wherever you are! Check out! Your home, office, on road, in your lawn, in kitchen, in bathroom, in bedroom!

I said You Pshycopath! Get Lost! You Dirty, Mean and Ugly Creature! 

He said I cannot! I am The Hitler! And its not just me but I am there with my goonda gang! Stripping you, cutting your body pieces and throwing them here and there. And see you cannot do anything about it! 

I complained to the DGP, Haryana by thinking that probably Indian police is there to protect people from such predators.

But what was that? 

Instead of throwing these disgusting creatures into the jail, our great Indian police did that to me and tortured the worst they could! They kept on torturing until one day I said OK! I remember, I am not the other but The One! 

And they murmerd: Aah! That was what we wanted to listen.

OK! Listened? Now get lost!

And they said: No! We need you against that Salim. 

Oh! So that was the whole drama?

COWARDS! Making fool! When both were saying, we were not in each others life. You people dragged us upto that point. Now listen, if to love someone is a crime, then I am that crimnal! But The Other? Never! Only The One! 

NOW DO WHATEVER YOU SICK PSHYCOPATHS CAN!

And they said: Good! That was what we needed. If you would not assist us in our crime then we will declare you a criminal! We will declare you a terrorist, anti-national and you will die the perfect way! 

Watch Here you are:

Wow! What A Song!

What A security and public!

Kinda Talibani Farmaan?

Are we in Afghanistan?

What A Torture!

What A Challenge!

Perfect Song for V-Day!

Irrade to aise na the magar lagta hai bana diye gaye hain! 

Happy V-Day to One and All!